One on Wednesday

My conversation with Dash last week:

Me: Dash, can you name some of the planets?
Dash: Um.... uh....
Me: What planet to we live on?
Dash: Uh... Earth!!
Me: Good job buddy! Can you name some other planets?
Dash: Uh... who lives on Penis?
Me: (laughing) you mean Venus??

The End. =)